What would you do if you.....

fall in love with a lesbian?

What would you do if you.....

noticed that the person sitting beside you in the bus is the Prime Minister?
(yes, there is no way the Prime Minister sitting on a bus, but because this is a What If...you get the idea).

I must be draming.

What would you do if you.....

turned into Superman?

What would you do if you.....

find a bag full of money?

Keep the money.

What would you do if you.....

accidentally kill someone?

Deposed of the body.

What would you do if you.....

are being offer to star in Sepet 2, but because of that everyone around you are persuading you to avoid it at all cost because of what the movie is portraying?

What would you do if you.....

get tomorrow's newspaper today?

Rather than save the world, I would used it to get rich quick and then save the world.

What would you do if you.....

can't get to your own wedding on time?

What would you do if you.....

find yourself being mistaken for James Bond?

What would you do if you.....

ran out of popcorn in the middle of a Blockbuster Movie Premiere and your wife wants more popcorn?

What would you do if you.....

could not blog anymore?

Blogging isn't that important to me though.

What would you do if you.....

notices that you have a fetish for nurse's uniforms?

Hire a hooker and role-play as doctor and nurse.

What would you do if you.....

are being chased down by 100 lawyers?

Run, run and run!

What would you do if you.....

are given the task of deciding the fate of this world?

I would make the world go on a "Stop All Wars" policy.

What would you do if you.....

are forced to have sex with a stranger that is also forced to have sex with you?

Have sex and figure out how to escape in the process.

What would you do if you.....

ran out of time and the Grim Reaper is right in front of you?

Ask the Grim Reaper "Can I have a bit more time?"

What would you do if you.....

find yourself beind kick out of your own house by your parents?

Beg and Cry in front of the house.

What would you do if you.....

you find out that a ghost is haunting you?

Make friends with the ghost. Besides, it might be a good idea to have a special friend that can go places where you can't go.

What would you do if you.....

noticed that everyone around you is slowing turning into a zombie?

Run

What would you do if you.....

have 30 seconds to choose between your girlfiend and your mother?

I will choose no one. I am assuming we all three will die anyway even if I choose either one.

What would you do if you.....

for guys
are about to marry a man?

I would think it's probably a dream.

for girls
are about to marry a woman?

What would you do if you.....

are trap in a deserted place along with a young girl, an old man, a blind woman, a dog and a detective that is drunk?

First, I would slapped the drunk detective silly to get him to his sense. Then tell the young girl that she is in charge of the blind woman and the old man. As for the dog, I will let it do what it does best. Bark at intruders. Then, I and the detective will figure out how to get out. On the side, I will try to "buaya" on the young girl. After all, we are trapped and there is no telling when we will escape.

What would you do if you.....

find that God is standing in front of you?

What would you do if you.....

found out that Project Petalingstreet closed shop?

I couldn't really care less actually.

What would you do if you.....

could fly?

Keep it a closely guarded secret.

What would you do if you.....

became the Prime Minister of Malaysia?

Geek POV :
Make sure that there is more ISP (Internet Service Providers) in Malaysia

Political POV :
Make Corruption disappear.

Layman POV :
Make sure that everyone has 3 meals a day to eat

What would you do if you.....

find out that there will be no more football/soccer?

What would you do if you.....

have nothing else to lose anymore?

What would you do if you.....

have 1 hour left to live?

Have sex

What would you do if you.....

married Bill Gates?

Disappear minutes before the wedding.

What would you do if you.....

turned into a Serial Killer?


I would kill all my friends that bullied me. After that is done, I will go on killing people were never convicted in a court of law. If Justice isn't serve, then I will do it.